Neon News

Neon are rumoured to be splitting up two days after the release of their first e.p. ‘Nightwalk Of The Monster’. A spokesperson (sic!) was quoted as saying that the pressure of potential superstardom had weighed heavily on the girl’s minds over the past 40 hours, after three c.d.’s were sold in the first 8 hours of release. Of course these purchases were made by their manager, a confused Mexican and international celebrity David Hasselhof. He had these touching words to say to our roving reporter Stig Albran, ´´…go f*** yourself.“ Thanks Dave, you’re the man!