Rumours

Harry Lime's latest album '13 Bag Movie Master' was originally written as the soundtrack for the full length motion picture How To Bag 13 Ferets In Five Easy Stages. Written,…

Rumour has it that El Firetone from the kings of swing 'El Ray' has been deeply affecting by their up-coming gig with an as yet un-named drag artist. Is there…

Did you know: Marc Alexander's singing hero Scott Walker recorded a song called 'Amsterdam' which was a cover of the track written by french chanter Jacques Brel who smoked like…

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This week Alternate would like to congratulate Gaffa for it's continued excellence in journalism. Placing the Harry Lime album review in the demo section was a stroke of genius and…

Neon are rumoured to be splitting up two days after the release of their first e.p. 'Nightwalk Of The Monster'. A spokesperson (sic!) was quoted as saying that the pressure…